THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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