The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
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