the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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