some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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