Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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