I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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