Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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