just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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