if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
