So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
You did what with his pubic hair?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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