Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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