He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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