I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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