let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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