i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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