Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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