What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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