is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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