he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Randomize
