I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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