Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
You can't just leave with hair like that
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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