She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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