Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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