I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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