and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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