Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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