i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
