I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
His nipple licking is glorious
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