She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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