I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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