Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
wakey wakey hands off snakey
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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