i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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