I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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