just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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