My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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