Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
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