Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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