Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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