They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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