is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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