Those balls look pretty dangerous.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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