I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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