operation have a gay friend backfired
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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