Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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