I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Randomize
