sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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