16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
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my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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