I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Life is so much better after having sex.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Randomize
