Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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