we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Rumble strips road head = magical
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I think people are normalizing furries
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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