S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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